STANDARD NERDS!!!

I know this is probably the biggest thing that ever happened to you in your inconsequential life. But I’ve got a show to do here and it must be green. So tomorrow, when we’re on air, give me a hand. Try to make believe you have more than a one word vocabulary.

Leeloo! If you don’t get on with the program we’re all gonna die! And that’s not on my agenda for today.

You know what — do I like though, I like killer. A real dyed in the wool killer. Cold-blooded. Clean. Methodical. Thorough. A killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

Ouacra cocha o dayodomo binay ouacra mo cocha ferji akba ligounai makta keratapla.Tokemata tokemata! Seno santonoi-aypa!Minoi ay Cheba! Givomana seno!

The wind blows. The fire burns. The rain falls.

Let me explain.

Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed.

Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.

Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and Bad English.