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Ridiculous Life Meme

Aug 10 2010 Published by Sarah, etc. under Confession, Memes and Assorted Nonsense

Hey y’all. I got robbed yesterday. Some backbirth lowlife kicked in my front door and took a bunch of my stuff. Only the small, portable stuff, though. So I guess that’s an upside. One of the downsides is that my two heirloom diamond rings (from my grandma and Christopher’s grandmother) are both very small and very portable.

So, that’s the latest set back among many. Many many many setbacks. I persevere like a mofo, tho. And Apollo is helping me. He just let me know that according to his dessert, an apple, he will marry a woman whose name starts with B. Unfortch, he knows no unattached women who fit the criteria. Then he wondered if maybe different apples had different rules. I told him that surely that would work, and if he would like to make a system I would be happy to back him up.

So here we are. What is the apple stem twirling marrying system you know? On which apples does it work? And do you think there should be different systems? If so, which systems?

I’m going to go back to rocking back and forth and trying not to barf. Thanks.

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BIG ASS

Nov 10 2009 Published by Sarah, etc. under Memes and Assorted Nonsense

Watch these. If you’re at work, you might want to turn your speakers down just a touch, but maybe not, because I will bet you a BIG ASS FOOT MASSAGE AND BBQ TENDERIZED DINOSAUR that these videos will make your boss’s day, and your coworker’s days, and the days of random passers-by. And yours. And everybodys in the whole wide world!

BIG ASS storage:

GOOD ASS bbq:

Your day? Is made! Right? RIGHT.

ASS.

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Poptartitude

Snazzy people email me words sometimes. I really like getting emails (though Philosaur will tell you I only check my email when the planets are in syzygy, but I plan to get him drunk soon, so who’re gonna believe?) and words are fantastic, too. Today, let’s dig on some Poptart words.

Typing “Poptart words” kinda makes me want to do cheerleading moves, which: incongruous. She moves me to spirit fingers. Anyway!

Hey! Look over there! It’s spavined, which means marked by decrepitude. Or suffering from spavin, a disease that horses get, which sounds pretty awful. The word is Old English, from Old French esparvain, which is probably related to espervier, which means sparrow or sparrow hawk. Back before that, it was Frankish, and/or Old High German sparo or sparw or maybe even *sparwan, all of which relate to birds. The horse holds the diseased limb up, bird-like. It’s not super clear how this veterinary illness came to stand in for generally being broken down and busted, but I guess you could use it to describe something that had broken down through no fault of its own and was limping along toward its ultimate end.

After that, two words from Rhapsody by Elizabeth Haydon. It’s the first in a series of books and just the few sentences she sent make me want to read it. So long as it doesn’t get into a Robin Hobb situation.

First, bellwether:

‘But the possibility exists that the F’dor didn’t die, as well. Something is definitely behind these strange incursions, and where there is unexplainable chaos, it is often a bellwether of F’dor.’

A bellwether is a leader, pacesetter, or trend setter. It can refer to a place as well as a person. The first definition is actually about sheep. The lead sheep (wether = castrated sheep) wears a bell, apparently to lead all the rest of the sheep. It’s an old word, from the 15th century, which I think helps explain how a word about sheep leading anything remains in the lexicon.

The history of wether is exceptionally interesting, too. It’s traceable back from English, into Old English weðer, and from there, problably back to Proto-Germanic *wethruz. It’s analogous to many similar Germanic family language words, including wiᚦ;rus in Gothic. They all trace back to the PIE root *wet, which means “year.” A yearling sheep, ready for castration.

And from all of that, trendsetter or forerunner. Crazy!

And then, enfilade:

‘Enfilade!’ roared Grunthor. Rhapsody reined her mare to a halt in horror as Achmed’s forces split down the center and turned, firing their crossbows at the charging Fists.

I really love saying this word. Try it. Enfilade! Doesn’t that feel good?

An enfilade is a position of works or troops making them subject to a sweeping fire from along the length of a line of troops or gunfire directed along the length of a target, such as a column of troops. A position is “enfilade” if fire can be directed along its longest axis, according to Wikipedia.

This is hard for me to understand. But I don’t understand much about troop movement and tactics to begin with, so I’ll just have to chew on it. The word “defilade” means using natural or artificial obstacles to conceal and avoid fire. This makes much more sense. When I try to imagine enfilade, I see lines of Red Coats all marching and stopping to fire in unison, and being cut down that much quicker for it.

The word is French, but you knew that. It’s from the root fil, meaning thread, as in filament. The Latin is filum and the PIE root is gwhi, also meaning thread, or tendon. It also gives us words like fillet, filigree, and profile.

Anybody else feeling the Poptartitude? Or the spirit fingers?

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Aw, Dammit!

May 28 2009 Published by Sarah, etc. under Memes and Assorted Nonsense

Quizzes Girls Games

Edited to add: HERE THIS MAKES IT ALL BETTER OMG

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How Huxley is Like Cake

The lie was #2. I asked a teacher, he laughed. I asked again, he laughed harder. I said, “I don’t get it.” He gave me a certain look and then I got it and then I turned bright red and he laughed some more and I went back to reading.

Yes, I have used Cliff’s Notes. If that means we can’t be friends anymore, well, okay. I got an A on that paper. I feel guilty about it. My junior year in college I did a lot of things I’m not proud of. I also learned so much I’m still integrating the lessons. Big deal, that year.

And I have never managed to make it all the way through any book on how to write. Not King’s On Writing, nor Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott, nor The Romantic Manifesto by Ayn Rand. Can’t get through them. I should probably concentrate on why this is and get up over it. I suspect it has a lot to do with me being all twisted-in-the-knickers about people referring to muses and not being able to sleep over stories and all that. Someday, maybe.

And I remember Little Women very clearly, because it was time for the class trip to the library and Sister Patricia told me to stay behind and handed me a very old book, with frayed binding and said, “Here. I think you’re ready for this.”

That makes Apollo the winner. What do you want for your prize, yo?

Everybody else– what do you want as your consolation prizes?

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Literary Prevarificatrix, Honestly

Honu Girl sets up the memes, and I knock them down. Of the following four statements, three are true and one is a lie. You guess the lie, then play your own self.

  1. The first novel I ever read was Little Women by Louisa May Alcott.
  2. I spent about a week trying to figure out what Aldous Huxley meant when he used the word “pneumatic” to describe women in Brave New World.
  3. I used Cliff’s Notes in college, just once, to facilitate an all-nighter paper on All the King’s Men by Robert Penn Warren.
  4. I have tried to read On Writing by Stephen King four times and never gotten past the section on adverbs.

What do you think?

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Everybody Say, “Mmm, Poptart….”

Jan 27 2009 Published by Sarah, etc. under Memes and Assorted Nonsense

52%

Do I need to add remarks about the small portions? The high protein? I didn’t think so.

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A Simile Committing Suicide is Always a Depressing Spectacle

Dec 22 2008 Published by Sarah, etc. under Memes and Assorted Nonsense

The O’Faust Literature Expert says my writing mostly closely matches that of Oscar Wilde. There is 18% similarity. That’s not high, but as it’s Oscar Wilde, I call this one a win!

And yeah, obviously I have nothing to declare this morning.

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See How Fast Your Blood Would Boil Out Your Ears

Jun 18 2008 Published by Sarah, etc. under Memes and Assorted Nonsense

How long could you survive in the vacuum of space?
Created by OnePlusYou

Everything I Needed to Know about How to Survive in a Vacuum I Learned By Watching Event Horizon.*, **, ***

*Also, Firefly
**Lawrence Fishburne AND Jason Isaacs AND SATAN ON A SPACESHIP. This is one of the great films of our time!
*** This is an Ask Math Girl question, I think. Poptart’s. I’m not even going to pretend like I’ll ever get around to answering it.

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Best Zombie Meme Ever

Jun 09 2008 Published by Sarah, etc. under Memes and Assorted Nonsense

I found this on LiveJournal, and I think it’s just about the best meme ever:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

  1. one weapon.
  2. one song blasting on the speakers.
  3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

My immediate reaction was:

  1. Chainsaw
  2. “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey
  3. Adam Baldwin

Then I realized that it was probably okay to include a fictional weapon, so in that case, a BFG9000 and everything else the same. I have seen some excellent answers, including my friend Cale (of making me watch Conan notoriety), whose going down swinging with a shotgun, Ving Rhames, and the Sweet version of Ballroom Blitz:

 The Sweet – Ballroom Blitz

An inspired choice, don’t you think?

Okay, I deeply need to know your answers, please.

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