Free for All Friday 23
I am working on making extreme advertising style jokes without sounding like a twatwaffle. So far, no dice. Look:
BACK THE FUCK UP HERE IS A HUGE WALL OF SHIT TO READ!
See? Meanwhile, said huge wall of shit to read:
- This website is the best website ever and I will have words with anyone who disagrees: Explosions and Boobs. I tweeted it earlier in the week and was promptly sainted and roundly cheered. And Doc sort of tried to disagree by saying that the explosions needed to be bigger and the boobs needed to be nakeder. But we didn’t have words because that’s the only thing that could make them better. Also, motion. Big huge exploding explosions and big naked boobs. Which could jiggle or something, I don’t know.
- Cameron Frye’s house is for sale. Cameron is one of those 80s movie characters I still really want to make out with. Also, Egon Spengler.
What? Don’t front like Egon’s not the sexiest mofo on the Ghostbuster’s squad.
- Why We Drink
- Stop grafting highbrow socio-politcal subtext onto lowbrow zombie films. Or don’t. But if you do, please keep it to yourself.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Lego set!
- The World Beard Championship
- Can the Awesome Powers of the Interwebs(tm) cast Nathan Fillion as The Green Lantern for reals?
- We missed National Offend a Feminist week. Start planning now for next year!
- Behind the scenes at High Poon. There are many, many colorful swear words but no otherwise objectionable content. And watching Alan Tudyk make his vowels more rounded will make you laugh until you practically die dead of it.
- How to Make Problematic Food. Excellent illustrated directions for making an Ice Planet. No web page yet on making a time machine and going back to 2003 or whatever and bludgeoning Joss Whedon to death with his own bong so as to save Hoban Washburne’s life.
LOOKIT THIS GQ MOTHERFUCKING BACON
- Some girls with bacon tattoos.
- Brown Sugar Bacon Waffles
- Mexican rice and bacon cakes
- Kaytucky Chicken: every good thing you can think of, besides gin, is in here. Not for real, but damn does that ever look good.
The FLW Legos are super cool. And people trying to find deep political messages in zombie movies most likely need to keep right on fucking off. Sometimes a zombie is just a zombie.
Also, boobs… :D
Comment by doc on May 29, 2009 at 9:25 am
I want the FLW Legos for my birthday now.
Comment by marciepooh on May 29, 2009 at 10:07 am
Those FLW legos are possibly the coolest thing I’ve seen all week. No offense - the explosions and boobs are awesome, of course. I’ve just seen those before.
Comment by LadyGlutter on May 29, 2009 at 1:31 pm
This FFAF was so filled with awesome.
Isn’t Seth Rogen playing the Green Lantern, though? Have you watched any of Nathan Fillion’s new show?
Also, that bacon wall and the bacon tattoos made me a little light-headed. It also made me think that my idea for a bacon tattoo around my upper arm (a la shitty tribal/barbwire) might not be so crazy after all. Apollo Mignon, they would call me.
Comment by Apollo on May 29, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Fillion’s new show is awesome. Also, awesome fucking trailer. My favorite was the Andorian from Star Trek: Enterprise as one of the Oa.
Also, sometimes a zombie IS just a zombie. I totally agree. But then, sometimes a zombie movie IS social commentary.
Comment by Poptart on May 30, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Seth Rogan is playing the Green Hornet. You might remember it from classic television and his more famous sidekick Kato played by Bruce Lee.
Comment by Shadowhelm on June 1, 2009 at 7:08 am